Please put your seat in it's full and upright position.

dragon
Welcome. If you would please fasten your seatbelt, no not that one, yes, over there, the one with the reinforced seams, you're going to need it. Without it you might become injured. Here are some basic ideas to understand about me, keep them in mind, and you shall have a fun time of it!
Mental State: Unstabledrool
Blood Type: Coca-cola
Hair Color: Not quite sure, depends on what wavelengths your species sees in...
Favorite band: The Beatles
Favorite author: Now you don't have to be a genius to figure that one out! doh
2nd favorite author: Stephen Hawking(yes, i am a geek)
Favorite tv show: The reasurring black screen when the tv is peacefully off
What!? You're still here, well okay. Sit down, you'll have to sit on the rug, all of my furniture is being fixed. That last missle attack left them a bit, well, broken. Can I offer you something to eat burger, hotdog, porkpie, I personally am a vegitarian, so eat up all of that stuff first, or perhaps some cake,cheesecake,choc,crisps,cupcake,donut,flan,popcorn,toffeeapple, Oh, you're on a diet? How about some corncob, strawberry,tomato?
How about something to drink? ale,bubbly,stiffdrink,redwine,stout, Oh you're under age? How about <capp>,coffee,oj,milk,tea?
How rude of me, would you care to meet my family? aliensmile,martiansmile,monster, and of course my cousin mouse. Well, don't just stare with your mouth hanging open, partake of your food and beverage! What!? How dare you call me a normal guide researcher towel!
Keep your head in the game!football
Cheers!
dragonIntersturber

(and now, for my wall of towels, the only wall of towel able to be seen from 300 m away on a foggy day!)
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P.S. I am a Scout (A354566), but generally only on Thursdays (or any day depending on how long I've procrastinated on getting in my picks).

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