World Domination Corporation and E.W.M.Horde HQ.
"WE, ARE THE HORDE"
"THE WORLD WILL BEND TO OUR WILL"
"NO-ONE IS SAFE FROM OUR WRATH"
WELCOME, PLEASE WIPE YOUR FEET
I am "MAD HAMISH" or "MH" to my Henchfolk!
I am/We are "THE HORDE"!!!
This is my description as per my auto-biography....
1: DESCRIPTION: I am 6ft tall, 30 years old (Just) I.Q.:143
I have dark brown hair, short but a little scruffy (suits me apparently).
I have dark brown eyes, that I have been told are my best feature(I'm not convinced, I thought something else was my best feature...anyway)
2:HISTORY: Born and raised in Melbourne, Australia.
The product of two very smart teachers
One older brother who is a bastion of capitalism
Bloodline is Irish/Russian (Just a little firey at times)
3:LIFESTYLE: I dabbled in the property market for a living. I like
the hours. I only work when I need to!
I am regularly single. My friends seem to think that I
have a c..c..c..commit...commitment problem(whew).
4:WHAT MAKES ME TICK: I have three main life interests, way from work and winged monkey breeding.
I LUUUUUURVE music. I have been heavily involved in it since I picked up my first horn at the age of 6. I need it everyday and if I can listen and play all day every day I would. I am capable of professional standards for all brass instruments, Harmonica's, singing and Percussion. Hate classical styles because I spent 10 years learning the crud while getting my associate in music.
I also LUUUUUUUURVE pugilism(the art of fighting). Again I have been doing this stuff in one fashion or another, since I was a little Hamish. I use two styles these days ( at which I am fully capable). Those are Wing Chun Kung Fu and Yang Style Tai Chi. I have no faith what so ever in Karate or Taikwando or any style of self defence NOT from mainland China. So please do not confuse what I do with the Karate garbage being peddled accross the western world.
Finally, and the main reason I came to be here in the first place is my love of a good old fashioned tale. Be it cinema, books, TV theatre, a yak on the net or just a yarn at the bar. I cannot get enough. I do prefer fiction. I find that I want distractions from real life, not more of the same! "The ability to let people escape their lifes for a few hours and find a new world is priceless" Steven Speilberg.
So that's about it for the MadHamish round up. If you have any questions feel free to ask! (If the questions are too good, you won't have ears to recieve the answer!)
CALLING ALL EVIL DOERS BENT ON WORLD DOMINATION!!
(OR AT LEAST AS FAR AS YOUR LOCAL PUB)
As is obvious World Domination needs a lot of assistants, so I'm gathering a squad of maniacal fiends bent on World Domination.
If you are interested and you give the correct answer to the question below, you will be considered to fill a position at the "Abbi Normal Memorial World Domination Command Post"
Q: You see a baby sitting in a pram at the local shops, the baby has a big tasty looking lolly-pop, do you:
A: Go and buy your own Lolly-pop
B: Just go without
C: Steal the Lolly-pop when the parent isn't looking
D: Steal the lolly-pop....and the baby and pram with the intention of raising the child yourself in your own Evil image
Please leave your answers below along with a short resume' Ta.
[FOR MORE INFO ON MADHAMISH PLEASE SEE THE DIARY SECTION FOR QUOTES FROM MH'S FAMOUS FRIENDS]
Latest Messages
| Messages left for this Researcher | Posted |
|---|---|
| DM625888 | Apr 2, 2008 |
| Do you? | Jan 4, 2004 |
| Must have worn you out! | Dec 12, 2003 |
| He wont talk to me | Dec 9, 2003 |
| (or should I invade your personal space?) | Nov 14, 2003 |
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| Conversation Title | Latest Post | Latest Reply |
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| The Return of "What Music Are You Listening To At This Precise Moment?" | Dec 7, 2003 | Dec 14, 2018 |
| hubby 3 mo post cardiac | No Posting | May 7, 2017 |
| Anybody use Calibre for ebooks and other reading? | No Posting | Mar 14, 2014 |
| Nervous about hubby | No Posting | Feb 9, 2013 |
| I missed some of the best news | No Posting | Feb 5, 2013 |
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