Mondaymorning

Mondaymorning.<BR/>
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It sucks. It really does! <BR/>
Mondays are bad. very bad. And they usually begin on mondaymorning.<BR/>
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Facts about monday and mondaymorning:<BR/>
<img src="http://mgnirrep.webhostme.com/aliensatemyfish.gif" >http://mgnirrep.webhostme.com/aliensatemyfish.gif" alt="Aliens ate my fish!"> Mondays are hard to avoid.<BR/>
Ever tried to sleep through a monday?<BR/>
Things to do if you gonna try it:<BR/>
- the phone. disconnect it.<BR/>
- the doorbel. disconnect it. <BR/>
Note if you are so unfortunately to have a doorknocker, remove it.<BR/>
Removing the door wont work, believe me I tried it.<BR/>
- alarm clocks. destroy them. radical but very satifying!<BR/>
- neighboors. destroy them also. usually they are mostly harmless but mondaymornings have an annoying effect on the people next door. <BR/>moving to another city doesn't work!<BR/>
- try moving your home to a desolate and very unaccesable area. <BR/>
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<img src="http://mgnirrep.webhostme.com/aliensatemyfish.gif" >http://mgnirrep.webhostme.com/aliensatemyfish.gif" alt="Aliens ate my fish!"> Ignore it's existance, and ignore everybody who tries to convince you otherwise.<BR/>
- Destroy any refference to mondays like calendars.<BR/>
- Wear very dark glasses:<BR/>
According to quantum mechanics things are only there when you look at them. It might help...<BR/>
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<img src="http://mgnirrep.webhostme.com/aliensatemyfish.gif" >http://mgnirrep.webhostme.com/aliensatemyfish.gif" alt="Aliens ate my fish!"> Murphy<BR/>
Yes Murphy. According to his law you can't do anything about it.<BR/>
Has he been born on a monday? Should never have come up with that law anyway. Without Murphy's law the would be hope...<BR/>
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<img src="http://mgnirrep.webhostme.com/aliensatemyfish.gif" >http://mgnirrep.webhostme.com/aliensatemyfish.gif"> Suicide?<BR/>
Don't bother. Ever estimated the number of mondays in the afterlife?<BR/>
Scary isn't it.<BR/>
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Solutions:<BR/>
<img src="http://mgnirrep.webhostme.com/aliensatemyfish.gif" >http://mgnirrep.webhostme.com/aliensatemyfish.gif" alt="Aliens ate my fish!"> Black holes!<BR/>
Yes now we got something. At the event horizon of a blackhole time will be stretched. If your lucky it will be stretched infinitly. <BR/>Enter blackholes on a sunday.<BR/>
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<B> *** WARNING ***</B><BR/>
<img src="http://mgnirrep.webhostme.com/aliensatemyfish.gif" >http://mgnirrep.webhostme.com/aliensatemyfish.gif" alt="Aliens ate my fish!"> Never, never, ever enter a blackhole on monday!<BR/>
It's a really really bad thing to do...<BR/>
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