Big Bang Theory

The Big Bang Theory states that the Universe was created from the explosion of a single atom and radiates out into infinity in all directions.

The same Theorists also claim that the Universe will end when it stops radiating outwards, loses its energy and collapses inwards again, smaller and smaller, until eventually the whole of creation is compressed into a super-dense mass the size of a golf ball.

However, this second theory has recently been proved to be a load of Dingo's Kidneys, and the credibility of Scientists the World over has now reached Zero.

For more information, see Universal Speed - or, "How Wrong Can Physicists Be?"

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