Welcome on the Zed Gecko special field research page, cologne fellow & scary alien!
Nothing is real !
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everything you recognize is just an electrifical output of your central nerve system.
You can´t determinate for shure why your nerve system has made the output because
the only way for you to determinate things is to get informations from your bodyown bio sensors
which are all connected to your central nerve system.
What means that you would have to use that untested system to test itself to see if it´s working properly. :-(
So you can never be shure if something that you recognize is real.
You also have no abillity to make shure if you are real for the same reasons.
You could probably be someone else´s dream or just an electrical interrupt in
an not so well working LAN2WAN adapter. 8-)
Now that you know that you are probably a bugs homoerotic phantasy, what can you do?
:-) YOU CAN DO EVERYTHING! :-)
Think of it: If nothing is real than nothing can really stop you from doing what you want. :-) :-)
So please don´t think i am real, i´m youst a phantasy of you.
I have never written a word and when you send me letters to:
[email protected]
the answer you recieve will just be another fantasy of your mind that could be a
product of the the mind of somebody else or only a disturbance in a plasma- proturberance.
greetings to whoever could be out there
><> Z ><>
PS: hurray to the babelfish ><>
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