Chaos, confusion, disorder - my work here is done

Well, it's been about three months since I signed up as an H2G2 researcher so in my true procrastinating style, I'm finally writing an introduction. So in one respect at least, this page is rather like the piece of biology coursework which has been festering under my desk for the last three weeks. Okay, I'm talking about coursework already. You have my full permission to shoot me if anything else I say in this introduction is in any way (however obscure) related to schools, coursework or anything hideous like that. Anyway, now I've briefly finished my weirdness (don't worry, it will be returning shortly) let me introduce myself. I'm a small flying gelatinous blob named Henry. Wait a minute... no, that's not me. Dammit.

Ok, first things first. I'm Weird. If you don't believe me, you can ask people who know me, and as soon as I find an 'HTML for Dummies' book there'll be links to their H2G2 pages . When I say weird, I don't mean your average sort of person, who's basically normal but with a few idiosyncrasies thrown in for fun. I mean... oh, it's hard to explain. I'll think of some examples... give me time and I'll compile an extensive list or something.

Secondly, I'm a mad-keen singer/songwriter/guitarist type person. Music is my life. Lets put it this way, if I ever go deaf, I'll kill myself.

Thirdly... there is no thirdly, but it sounds good, doesn't it?

Hi to all my friends who'll probably never see this: Su, Alex, Helen, Chris, Dave, Mahli (hi babe ) and everyone else who crosses the road to avoid me.

Also to Rob (love and kisses babe) and James (there's an inflatable sheep in the mail for you).

(Thanx to Bruce for explaining in words of one syllable how to link to other researchers' pages.)

Also, my alter-egos want a mention - there's Colette, Amber and Carrie-Ann. Carrie-Ann's the latest. (Don't ask. No, really.) Anyway, enough inane ramblings. This is my glorious page. Please revel in the insanity.


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