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Kitchen problems and our friends at the utilities office: All I want is a clean cup...

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Kitchen problems and our friends at the utilities office: All I want is a clean cup...

Kitchen problems and our friends at the utilities office: All I want is a clean cup...

Kitchen problems and our friends at the utilities office: All I want is a clean cup...

Guitar Solo:

Wheedlewheedlewoo

Romparomparoarwawwawaw

dedededededdowdormpluuuuuuey!

Furdiddlediddledonkdonkburoooo!

Kitchen problems and our friends at the utilities office: All I want is a clean cup...

Kitchen problems and our friends at the utilities office: All I want is a clean cup...


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Sorry, virus glitch.
We booted the
computer out to
the curb and
stole another one from
the accounting department.
Now, we can't figure

out how to change the

margins or how to keep

from totalling everything

up...

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troip.slk) * wettrin.ghkld = fruuoolk.ereety

Possible solutions to our computer problems:

1. 9:57 AM

Petition to modify the office kitchen, submitted by the back row in the steno pool.

by

Honeywagon Driver: Brighter than I look

3. 10:57 AM

An essay on the office kitchen, brought to you by our intern, Amica Sway!

by

Protruding Extruder: Why are there Christmas Carols in my dreams? I wanted Brenda!

5. 11:57 AM

Winner of our Annular Pottery Context: Oral Utter, the IVth, of Errant Creek, Plummoor, Ecks

by
Your Other Right Foot (appearing nightly without warning)

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