Ideology #1:

We here at Cow House are promoters of pasifism because it sounds like pasturism which is sort of like pasturized milk which has to do with cows.

Ideology #2:

We here at Cow House are not afraid to attack using udderly cowtastic puns and jokes but prefer to be pasifist because of the above improvised ideology.

Ideology #4:

We here at Cow House DO NOT endorse the number that comes after 2 and therefore always skip it.

Ideology #5:

We here at Cow House find that the use of BOLDED, UNDERLINED, ITALICISED, AND FULLY CAPITALIZED words is a sure sign of overbaring jerkishness.

Ideology #6:

We here at Cow House Garrentee that our hide is 100%¹ Real Leather.

Ideology #7:

We here at Cow House reserve 1.561809% of the rights to all things said in the above List of Improvized Ideologies

IAQ²:

Q:Is the number [BLEEP], you know the one that comes after 2, the same one that comes before 4?

A:Yes it is, also please refer to that number as 'THE NUMBER WHICH SHALL NOT BE SPOKEN, UDDERED, OR WRITEN FOR REASONS CURRENTLY KNOWN ONLY TO MY OTHER PERSONALITY WHICH REFUSES TO SHARE WITH ME'

Reply: Ok I will now refer to the number [BLEEP]...oops I mean THE NUMBER WHICH SHALL NOT BE SPOKEN, UDDERED, OR WRITEN FOR REASONS CURRENTLY KNOWN ONLY TO YOUR OTHER PERSONALITY WHICH REFUSES TO SHARE WITH YOU... as THE NUMBER WHICH SHALL NOT BE SPOKEN, UDDERED, OR WRITEN FOR REASONS CURRENTLY KNOWN ONLY TO YOUR OTHER PERSONALITY WHICH REFUSES TO SHARE WITH YOU.