The h2g2 Poem
Created | Updated Nov 5, 2007
Yes, Darling!
Yes, darling, I know its cold,
But central heating is 4000 years away.
The extra blanket is not warm enough!!
Is it my fault glass has not been invented?
Shut the door! I would if you told me what a door is.
Don't talk to me about draft, you wanted a bigger cave!
Put another log on the fire!!
By the time I cut down a tree, it will be summer. 'What's a fire anyway?'
Whose never clean shaven, we've only got three pieces of flint.
NEVER any food in the house!!
You've still got a leg of your mother left.
Talk about nag, nag, nag.
I hope your species die out,
then I can go down the pub, with the lads...
If there is such a thing.
Look! It's late. You don't know what your talking about.
Turn the light off and go back to sleep.
