Escape Pod Dreams, the "Waiter, there's a Churl in my soup!" Issue

Slid Life Crisis

Now, it is well known to those of you who have bothered to read any of the eighty-five or so of these 'columns' that I don't know what I am doing. That doesn't stop me from doing it, and the health inspector hasn't been around since that brownie incident.

More reasons why I shouldn't be allowed a weekend pass:

1. 8:57 AM
Love is...

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Your Other Right Foot (appearing nightly without warning)

2. 9:57 AM
If you loved me, you'd ...

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Your Other Right Foot (appearing nightly without warning)

3. 10:57 AM
I used to think I loved you, but...
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Your Other Right Foot (appearing nightly without warning)

4. 11:57 AM
The obligatory sappy poem

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Your Other Right Foot (appearing nightly without warning)