The h2g2 Poem
Created | Updated Jul 23, 2003
Five Gold Rings
Well I've seen so much lately of Sydney
That I've started just calling it Syd;
The sacred flame burned itself out long before
All the training shoe ads ever did.
Maid Marion aimed to take gold from the rich
And just keep it, which seemed rather mean;
But knowing her husband's a nandrolone cheat
Made it hard to believe that she's clean.
We had Eric the Eel become famous
Treading water and playing the fool;
He was not so much racing as drowning -
Should have stayed in the paddling pool.
And it's three cheers for iron-man Redgrave
As he won his historic fifth gold;
Who knows? He might go on 'til Athens
Though he would be Acropolis-old.
But the star of the games has been Sydney
With its opera house, harbour and bridge;
As the home crowds revered the Thorpedo
And, through Freeman, their land's heritage.