The 'If I'd Known They Were Mistakes, I'd Have Made Them More Often' Issue

I find myself so desperate for comfort sometimes that I almost cry,

but there is a part of me that revels in my newfound toughness. I've had reasons to rely upon it before, but the last year has been a bitch and a glory at the same time. Often I don't know whether to exult or to despair. Maybe it's male menopause, coming late in my teens...

More reasons why reality television will never matter unless you can actually walk a mile in someone else's thong.

1. 8:57 AM
Believe it or not, I don't exist
by
Your Other Right Foot (appearing nightly without warning)

2. 9:57 AM
When I go to work,
by
Your Other Right Foot (appearing nightly without warning)

3. 10:57 AM
You cannot plumb the depths of
by
Your Other Right Foot (appearing nightly without warning)

4. 11:57 AM
I am granted
by
Your Other Right Foot (appearing nightly without warning)