Now I do have an odd habit, despite my relative lack of

"time sense", of discovering just how long it

takes to get to work

and then hair-splitting it to the job

pretty much thereafter.


I occasionally drag my butt in early,

just for fun. Which it usually turns out it isn't.


I do not have an internal clock,

by which I can keep track of where I am during the day,

although I have often been surprised by my ability

to awaken at just the right time when the alarm clock

chooses not to function.

Scary.