Basics of Rolling Naked in the Snow
Created | Updated Nov 19, 2002
Why would anyone want to roll naked in the snow?
Rolling naked in the snow actually feels good. This might sound surprising and even hard to believe, but this really is the case. Normally rolling is done in association with having a sauna or a swim in a heated outdoor pool. Getting from the heat to the other extreme really gets your blood running like never before. Same effect can be achieved with outdoor winter swimming (in a lake, not in the heated pool mentioned earlier), but for rolling you don’t need to cut a hole in the ice.
Importance of the right snow type
Best snow for rolling is dry, soft, light and powdery. This type really tingles nicely when it melts on to the skin. Wet mushy type of snow will also do and gives the possibility for additional fun by having a naked snowball fight.
Rolling in snow that has a breakable crust on top of or as a layer just below surface is not recomended. If one decides to roll in such a snow he/she will get scratches (also in his/her most vulnerable parts) and start bleeding which isn’t that nice. Unbreakable crust forms a different problem; it is more like rolling on ice and not a very pleasant experience.
Snow depth
It is hard to say when there is enough snow for rolling and when there isn’t. Few factors included in these considerations are snow type, weight of roller, style of rolling, what's underneath the snow, amount of alcohol consumed and overall experience in rolling. One metre is under most conditions sufficient and in favorable conditions even 50 centimetres gives you good possibilities for rolling.
Rolling style
Rolling can be done in any way. But if a person is planning to take up this habit he/she has to develop his/her own personal ritual. Some people prefer sloping areas where it is possible to really roll down the slope. Others take more cautinuous approach and have a style where they sit or lie down in the snow and throw it on themselves (and others nearby). This is also the best technique when snow coverage is thin. High-pitched squeaky voices should be avoided while rolling. Macho style low growls help to give impression of experienced snow roller.
Health considerations
Sudden change from one extreme to the other may cause heart attacks. So people with heart problems shouldn’t get involved in this activity. Large amounts of alcohol also increase the risks. But those surviving the experience will be better off against flu and other similar illnesses. This has been proved scientifically.
Common sense should be used in how long to stay out. There is really no sense in trying to outlast friends, if one can't feel his/her toes anymore.
Future of rolling naked in the snow
Two major threats can be named; greenhouse effect and urbanization. Greenhouse effect already shortens the period with favorable snow conditions. Urbanization causes different kinds of problems. While more and more people live in smaller and smaller land area, possibilities for this space consuming activity diminish rapidly. You don’t need that much space for the rolling itself, but most of us do prefer some privacy and you can not expect your neighbor to be delighted by the sight of naked people rolling in snow just under their window, while they happen to have family dinner or something.
Having sex while rolling in snow
If you are planning to have sex while rolling naked in snow you should be well prepared. There is not too much time for foreplay since snow and coldness in general tend to have extremely negative influence on man's ability to perform. If you and your partner like quickies in different places/conditions it is worth the shot, but don't be disapointed if it doesn't work out.
