I'm A Handsome, Handsome Man
Welcome. My name is Tom Collins. Yes, it's my real name, and yes, I'm aware that it's also the name of an alcoholic beverage. If you have any jokes to make, I suggest you post them under the reference for the alcoholic beverage, as I can guarantee you, and I'm backing this up with twenty American dollars1, that I've already heard any possible joke you can come up with.
I know way more than I should about pop culture, especially Hoyt Axton2 and Jeanette Lee3.
I'm as handsome as the day is long4.
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| FIGHT ME!!! | Jul 17, 2000 |
| Hello Tom | Jun 17, 2000 |
| Welcome to H2G2! | Jun 15, 2000 |
| This is so confusing | Jun 14, 2000 |
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| Tom Collins | Jul 20, 2000 | Mar 3, 2008 |
| Super Battle | Jun 28, 2000 | Mar 31, 2004 |
| Editorial Changes to Tom Collins | Sep 19, 2000 | Nov 7, 2000 |
| BBC America | Jun 15, 2000 | Nov 7, 2000 |
| Mormonism | Jun 29, 2000 | Nov 4, 2000 |
Tom Collins (tomthedog)
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