Life, Jim, but not as we know it...
What is an endorporpoise? Glad you asked. An endoporpoise is an entity from beyond time, a creature who visits the Earth in the body of a commoner. Endoporpi (the plural of endoporpoise) can take the form of any unsuspicious person. An endoporpoise is also a humanoid cetacean, a whale with legs. Requiring a humidity suit to walk on land, they are rarely found among humans. Except in comedy mangas. An endoporpoise is an obstreperous introvert, a person who looks at life and sees the Creator's sense of humor. Endoporpi will put up posters upside down, then add a note that it was intentional. They will wear badges on their shirts reading "Genesis 11:19." (look it up.) Are you an endoporpoise?
You can find me in the H2G2 Natural History Museum run by Amy the Ant.
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