Crime Fighting Unit 6
CFU6
Save the galaxy, fire big guns, live out your wildest fantasies and/or the greatest space opera ever told from the aspect of a galactic policeman, and fly the fastest ship since the Millenium Falcon! All this and you get paid!
Join now and get a free Happy Meal at The Restaraunt At The End Of The Universe and get free with it a small plastic toy of Batman!
This is the future.
And it's shaped like a trudgeon.
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Now, it is a requirement to put CFU6 officer on the end of your name if you join up. As you can see, this is merely a formality. We just want people to know who 'We' are. Great.
Note: *'s = footnote.
ABOUT ME: THE COMMANDER OF CFU6: CHIEF CONSTABLE JACHAP
In accordance with the wishes of STUMPED high command Jachap (the leader of CFU6 has just cloned himself) Jachap 2 (the clone) is a very nice person exactly like the old Jachap and is in command of CFU6 from now on. No change will be noticable.
Jachap has renamed himself Scurge (instead of Jonathan Scurge which isn't quite so meaningful) and has had an operation to remove his conscience. He is now totally evil and will commit to STUMPED 100%. Jachap 2 has renamed himself Jachap because now there is no-one called Jachap, since Jachap Prime went evil and renamed himself.
Basically, to summarize, there is now Jachap (good) and Scurge (bad). Jachap is a clone. Scurge is the original, only a lot nastier.
Jachap and Scurge thoroughly hate each other, that is part of the aggreement with STUMPED.
To the future.
"Which isn't shaped like anything, it is up to you to shape it*."
*Scurges second words. His first words were some very rude explitives as he discovered he no longer had a conscience.
Scurges first act was to kill the doctor who removed his conscience and blow up the clinic, so the operation isn't reversible. Ever.
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| Bank Robbery On Planet 45678 | Aug 5, 2004 |
| Title Shortening. | Mar 25, 2002 |
| Surrender is not in my creed. | Jul 11, 2001 |
| Imp Invasion 6 | Jun 27, 2001 |
| Join Crime Fighting Unit 6 | Jun 16, 2001 |
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| Bank Robbery On Planet 45678 | May 15, 2002 | Aug 5, 2004 |
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| Missssster Snowman... paint me a dream.... | Jun 27, 2001 | Jun 28, 2001 |
| Primary Elevator Shaft | Jun 16, 2001 | Jun 28, 2001 |
| Imp Invasion 6 | Jun 27, 2001 | Jun 27, 2001 |
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