DAX
NAME: Dax Fortuneswell
SISTER TO: The late Tuc Fortuneswell U183120 A memoral for him is at A743294 and Cal Fortuneswell U193866 and now my nephew has joined 
Adam Fortuneswell U1289006
AGE: 5009876 Earth Years 32 Trog Years
OCCUPATION: Troglodite and Offical Pooper Scooper to the ACF
INTERESTS: Creating general havoc
LIKES: 
Greeh
HATES: Peaches
PETS: 
Snowy and snowy's pet 
HOW I ENDED UP HERE: Was transported here by my brother whilst I was taking a shower on Trog, he was unable to send me back as he had broken the transporter.
SPECIAL POWERS: Can make 
and read minds
ARCH EMENIES: Any member of the potato army A643907
Foot note:
General Havoc is currently serving in greater manchester but will be available for havoc creating a week next thursday.
TROG TRANSLATIONS
WROGN = A trog fridge used for keeping Greeh cool
GREEH = Volitile trog drink knocks yer socks off and can burn through lead
FIIJJ = Something Tuc was experimenting with should not be drunk as pol U180959 found out to the cost of his marshmellows and of ugi's U179057 eyebrows.
THE ALLAOX = the name of the incredible shrinking 
SCOOBY = said when you don't know what the heck is going on (Which will be all the time if you are in the company of a trog)
POLOMITE = A device that can transport you to anywhere in time and to anywhere in the universe
Latest Messages
| Messages left for this Researcher | Posted |
|---|---|
| I could use an Auntie ... | Jun 27, 2006 |
| Osiyo Dax... | Jun 18, 2006 |
| Sis | Jun 16, 2006 |
| *whispers* Hello | Mar 29, 2005 |
| Meet-up in Copenhagen | Mar 27, 2005 |
Conversations
| Conversation Title | Latest Post | Latest Reply |
|---|---|---|
| Questions Only II | Mar 5, 2003 | Jul 8, 2020 |
| Cabin 13 (V) The Lighthouse Bar | Apr 2, 2006 | Dec 2, 2015 |
| The Greenhouse | May 2, 2002 | Aug 8, 2015 |
| help us build a life raft | No Posting | Jul 30, 2015 |
| The New New MotMV Tearoom | Apr 2, 2006 | Mar 12, 2015 |
Dax Fortuneswell aka evil auntie Edith
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