The Wonderful World Of The Flatulent Albatross
Ever wondered if birds are out to get you?
Welcome to the world of Hamish the Dingo 
, also known as Jon.
The problem of birds leaving their faeces all over the place has bothered me for a while now. I have had several close encounters with the lesser spotted 'over-sized dropping'. If you have, please feel free to discuss the traumatic experience with me. P.s. I am not a crack-pot. Apparently.
It's funny - my introduction has been up for quite a while now and noone has come to talk to me about bird crap.....
THE BORING STUFF:
Life
Death
Adverts
Pop/ Dance/ R'n'B Music (Pretty much anything heavily manufactured)
MYSELF:
Jon Loades
16
6ft 4"
Punk Rock Music :) <rockon>
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| Messages left for this Researcher | Posted |
|---|---|
| VIPER Mission: Storm of Chronos | Jan 3, 2003 |
| none just a hello | Oct 3, 2002 |
| dingo cos i was skint | Oct 3, 2002 |
| Bird Sh*t | Sep 13, 2002 |
| punk rock music | Sep 11, 2002 |
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