I'm Atari!
I'm a real researcher: 21+12+7+2=42
I did it!
MEMEME!!!
Hi, I'm Atari, a 15 Year old. And I'm from Scotland.
So this is where I say something about myself...hmm...I joined hootoo in December 2002 (prompted by RhoMuNuQ
), and since then I became an ACE and a Sub-editor. I quit this after a few months as it was too much work, and I'm lazy . Other stuff I've done is to write lots of guide entries, a couple which have become edited.
Please say hello, but ONLY if you're .
Some things I like:
Music (Too much to mention here, why not ask me?)
Terminator Films (Hasta La Vista, Baby!)
Warhammer 40,000 (I collect the Necrons)
Computer (Obviously!)
Other Films (Matrix, Lord of the Rings [I read the books FIRST] and a lot of others)
Reading (Again, too much to mention here)
Infinite Improbability Drive | Newbies!
Statistics
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The 209 -1 proud Members of Clan ThingiteClive the flying ostrich - Warlordacidbath - Grand VisierParrferris - Minister of Defence (and
Occasional Offence)Amy - High Priestess of Thing and General in Charge of External
AffairsThe Gook - Sir Loin, Master at ArmsInkwash - Speaker of the UnderpassShea the Sarcastic - Captain of the Thingite
Guard and Honourary Spork
Giver-Outer-erHappyDude - Camp FollowerMike - (Temporary) Commander Thingite Suicide
SquadAverage Joe - Thingite Tactical AdvisorM'Alice - Keeper of the Sacred AleSad, Mad or Bad - Bearer of PennantsUncle Heavy - Sergeant Major / WitchfinderLady Elly - Assistant GV/Commander Amazon DivisionThing - Guardian of the Sacred ThornSt. Redfish - Director: Thingite Intelligence Agency (TIS)Jon Quixote - Official Suggestor of Good IdeasEkki Ekki Ekki - Chieftain of Clan McThingAcolyte Hezher - High Chocolater PixieMinister of Occasional TablesHiram Abif - Imperial Architect of all Things ThingyEris - Resident DeitySir TJ - Royal Protector of the Thingite Wit and Kight Errant of the Thingite CauseKatie of the Redheads - Donna and MotherSt Trin - Official operator (Thingite Legionaire)Mr.Mike - Thingite Sandwich MakerSir EvilRoy - Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra and Knight Errant of the Thingite CauseE G Mel - The Maker of Small Electric GadgetsQueen Alamsy - Thingite Guard of SmiliesIce - Thingite Neuro-SurgeonYeliab - Thingite EngineerABI (!!!) - Captain of ReconnaissanceFrankie Roberto - Thingite Propoganda ChiefJoe AKA Arnia - Head of R + D for the Thingite War MachineDastardly - Principle Dragoon of the Thingite LegionsBusterbone - Warden of the Pound; Lobber of dogs. Cheesestraws - Official Thingite Mascot (Artichoke)aka - Head Eater of Cheesecake and D. Pres. for Flicking Rubber Bands.Dien - Lord-Seneschal (and-Master-of-Werewolves) for the Court of ThingAnnette - Official Chinchilla TrainerPu Dendal-Shrubbery - Head Researcher on Thingite Calendar(A horse called) Bazooka Joe and His Amazing Travelling Side Show aka Dave - Magnificent Steed, Bearer of Thingites and Devourer of CarrotsCyberspook - Grand Inquisitor of Disgruntled Cat Toys and Lover of Small, Vicious, Feline AcupuncturistsJ'au-æmne, Princess of Darkness - Thingite Star Gazer and Official Person In Charge Of Making Something Official LookingPeregrin - Official Falconer of the Thingite LegionsTwinkle - Official Thingite TeleportationistAngelecon - Angelic Warrior Creator of Crystalic Weaponry for the Thingite LegionsShorty - Tamer/Trainer of KremlinPhreako - Official Pigeon TrainerTuarinn Chaplin - Minister for General Sillynessw85 - Thingite Master of Ceremoniesfred_smith - Professor of Surreal WeaponryephirielX - Resident Thingite Psychologist for all Things ThingyRootitoot - Thingite Trumpet HeraldOttox - Official Thingite NemesisDemon Drawer - Adjutant of the Genuine Irish Thingite CouncilGranny Weatherwax - Matriarch of the Thingites and Mother in Law from HellEx-Rambling - Trainer of the Thingite Monster Moths (Parrot trooper)Ford Focus - Thingite Wizard (& Diviner of Dark Magics!)Thing - Thingite GatEngländer - Thingite of No ThingsBluecat7 - Thingite Handler of Condimentsfords_prefect - Drinker of TeaJoe - Priest of Bovine-Related RitualsBina-baby - Wearer of All Things PurpleDr E Vibenstein - Doctor of ThingismMr Plato (and cat:Cyril) - First Lieutenant of Un-Opened Cans of WhuppassSulk - Faithful Hound of Mr Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson, Grand Visier of ThingDreamchild Warspasam - Minister for Unnecessary Macho Posturinglemodog - Captain of Every Wibble of the YearI'm still thinking - Peerless Master of the GunbladeSam Wolf, and ob the smiley face - Thingite Alterer of CalendarsInfinity - Thingite Grand High WitchPablo ferral - Thingite Distributor of Bar-SnacksPlastic Squirrel - Worrier of PigeonsTabitca - Official Thingite CatFred the Badger - Official Thingite BartenderCroz T Scout - ThingNet System AdministratorThe Doctor - Head of ConfusionSt Niwt - Amphibious Warden for the Thingite Asylum (Karnt Spel.)kirikugi - Thingite Tea and Chocolate Digestive ServerMarch Hare Commander of the Thingite LemmingsVidmaster - Warrior Prime of the Thingite CauseCasey - Bomber Squadron LeaderLuvndaisies - Thingite Sergeant of Meaningless NumbersSnowGoddess169 - Thingite Philosopher and SorceressBubbles - Wandering Theoretical MindBatty - Thingite Adawehi of NuyagiEx Libris Draconium - Official Thingite Librarian and Scaled BeastieMaW - Thingite Dance Troupe ChoreographerIron Griffin - Soul Forger and Thingite Weapon Smithsome bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one - Thingite Poet of Doom!!! and Fluffy BunniesFABT - Commander in Chief of Twiglets and Special OperationsMookie - Thingite Arbiter of Infinite Wisdom and JusticeIncrease Mathers - Cause of Awkward Silencesin the Court of ThingCaptain Zog - Thingite Ambassador to the little peopleAvenging Washcloth - Thingite Athletics SupporterEngels42 - Thingite Minister of Leaky Ethics and SpiffynessJiffajoffa - Thingite Minister of Bizzare andConfusing ConversationsLifson - Thingite WebmasterCabman Green - Official Thingite Inhaler of Nasty Exhaust Fumes and Other Noxious SubstancesStrider - High Chair of the Peoples Front of ThingiesRat - Official Thingite BlokeKnifee - Thingite in Charge of Stuff You Shouldn't Run WithDragonfly - Official Unofficial ThingiteErnie (formerly Brian) - The Happy Little ElfWho Was Born on a ThingEggy - The Thingite Purple Monkey Dishwasher FanaticMrs Slartibartfast - Lower-Upper-Middle Management Manager of Stray Brain Cells and All Things Spazzydoreiwolf - Thingite Patron, Defender of Wibble, Pagan Younger and Official Pooper ScooperSmilodon Prefect - Brillo Pad Superintendant of the Thingite ArmyIago - Thingite Odd Beast (Of Monty Python Fame)Michele - Purveyor of Oscillating Gyroscopes and Thingite Postmistress GeneralRipper - Veteran Soditite Specialist and Navigator of High-Speed Inanimate Objects (Including But Not Limited to Walls and Bus Stops)Balsac - The Wrinkled RetainerCandi - Mistress of TittersClelba - Spigot NodulatorLady Scott - Thingite Metalurgist and Offical Spork EngraverSergeant Mushroom - Sergeant MushroomCybermuz - Thingite/L.A.H. Liason OfficerCarl - Official undead zombie chicken of Thing (ex partie)Leeneh - BornonthingBa'alzamon - Lord of the Underworld, and all things Dark and SlimyYar Kramer - Summary SummonerElle - Thingite Espionage AgentGalen - Official Banisher of SoditOne Large Sperm Whale - Oceanic Activities Officer in Charge of Water-Proof Spork Accessories and Shiny Gardening ToolsTORG - Lord High Slapper of Wrists and Knitter of Belly-Button FluffMr Inertia - Thingite Ponderer of Laziness and Giver-Outer-er of Excuses for Being LazyGreyDesk - Official Thingite Spokesperson to/from the Questions Only ThreadTHE KID - Romancer of the Realm of The RidiculousNeobrad - Thingite Biro ConsultantKaz - Thingite Musical Trivia Anorak and Follower of Richard Marx-ismMr Legion - Secretary of Evil for the Thingite CauseFadookie the Froody - The Shah of Great Boo-hally, Vice President of the Department of Vice and Strife, Coveter of Llamas, Newbie ExtraordinaireVicki Chicki - Community Playgroup Leader to The Thingite ClanKerrAvon- Thingite in Charge of Revoltionary Misspelt GraffettttiSir Stu - Thingite CookSir Culdasac - Master of the Thingite Monkey ArmyAlex - Thingite Ambassador of the Irony of the SmileGingerElle - High Empress of Rich Tea Eating and Curator of the Official FruitcakeDoc Shinryuu - The Great and Powerful Towel Magepeter the girl - Thingite Peter Gabriel namesake and correspondent to teddybears and white miceAndyG - Thingite Scanner of Subterrainean SurfacesYankee Shoes - Chief Subliminator of Thingite EspionageVroomfindel - Thingite of Title-Related Indecisiveness and Unofficial Changer of the MindPinniped - The Dark-Eyed Nemesis of Very Nearly All Things PiscineNihilistMan - Enforcer of Good and Righteous Aroma to that of Your Cheese, the Honourable Crown Duke of SillywaddleGingerElle - High Empress of Rich Tea Eating and Curator of the Official Fruitcakewinter rae - Zen Controller of Strategy and ReconnaisanceCaptain A.J. Rimmer - Deputy, Vice-Minion Maintenance Repairman of Thingite Stuffmezzy5 - Thingite Weather DragonHyp_huff - Thingite Minnyster of EducashunJedi Jade and Thras - Patron Punk JediTypolifi - Grand Nofficer of the 5th Wibble TaskforcePeet - Pedant to the StarsCrazy Man - Wearer Of The Crazy Indiana "Who's Yer Daddy?" PantsUtter Bewilderment - Thingite PreacherAuralyra - Thingite Ambassador to Fools, Keeper of the Thingite Greenhouse and Official Spurner of BroccoliBeatnik - Relatively Official Minister of Anything Saturated with CaffeineDaro Frink - Sub personality of Daro. In charge of co-ordinating the voices in your headRedz - Thingitty Thing, The Thing Thing's SisterBritish Bulldog - Extreme Orangutan of the Dark SideIneffable -
The-Gallivanting-Head-Of-The-Past-Events-Of- Somewhere-Or-Another, In
Disguiseddombrow - Official Thingite Teddy BearRhoMuNuQ - Thingite Link to Psueudophysical RealityAmy Pawloski - Thingite Official Mufflewhump Giver-Outerererer...er...er...Tubaman - Official Thingte KleptomaniacTerran - The Gabble-Less, Except On WeekendsZok Zimmerman - The Offical Bellhop of The Thingites and Poobah of the way of the SporkRYU - The Lord Of The Light DragonsCybercat - Cleaner of Strange and Metallic ObjectsChauncey - The Startled GazeeboThe Omniscient One - Guardian of All Thingite Knowledge and WisdomRalph the Wonder Llama, Supreme Commander of all Killer LlamasDarth Zaphod-Incurably Disgruntled Shaver of Hairy DragonsOberon2001 - Holder of the Royal Knickers, Low-Lord Chicken Soup Jump-Start MechanicRajimom - Duchess of SoditZ Phantom - Bringer of Boring and Dull Booksquid animus esse - The Unmentionable Is Almost Here And It Makes Me Want To Cry, Dear Thingites, Please Go To This A857937 And You'll Know The Reason WhyZhora - Lover of Sailors and Mountaineers, Purveyor of Tea and Shortbread
to the Thingite Army, Holder of an Emergency Can of Irn BruJustAnotherNumber - Lord High Praetor of Thingite-icaMr Blue Sky - Thingite Official Window Opener and Part-Time Caretakerfinnjim - THE Teacher of the Thingite ClanEmmi - Thingite Official Origami Crane MakerNastykoala - Grand Thingite Master and Cause of Chemistry Lab FiascosWuytvandriver - Head of Insanely Fast DrivingHussassan the Silicon Samurai (previously known as Blood Angel) - Thingite ShogunJedi Apprentice - Very Depressed ThingiteBlue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm from Betelgeuse - Executive Director of the "Life B4 Thingite-ism" Rehabilitation Center (where we help you shed all
those old mundane worrisome insipid main-stream habits with a minimum of
electro-shock therapy), and Holder of the Keys to the LooNerissa - The Wise Yet Stupid, Of The Epicentre Of Psychotic Rumblings And
Australian Ambassador For The Irradication Of Th****days And Eventual Complete Cessation Of WorkZantic - Evil Scientist In TrainingSchroedinger's Irate Absinthe Cat - Thingite Emperor Of The Poo People, Scourge Of The Nephilim And Master Of The Kitty Kat Mojo MosqueMiss Revett - Spineripper Magnificent, And Person In Charge Of Torturing Those Who Oppose The Thingite Cause With PantyhoseApparÏtÏon - Haunter Of The Dark Places In The Halls Of The Thingite CattleMystrunner - AssassinDaniel Anthony - Thingite Minister Of Covert TacticsCount Zero - MosquitoFinder Pursuivant And Straightener Of Phone CordsRanmafreak - Lord High Minister In Charge Of Standing Around And Looking Generally Confused For Some Odd Reasonecw4life - Barry, The Third Viscount (Biscuit) Of DudleyvilleBuzz Lightyear - Admiral Carpe DiemRt. Rev. Lesley Gentle - CEO of Tandy and Direct Link to GodSnill (One of the Little People) - Master of French-horn Playing Turtles and The Main Shoelace Tier of Shoelaces On ShoeZscteaoufph - Vice Grand High Poobah of the Thingites of Estonia FactionAtari - The Great Master of Large Inflated SporksMozzerella - Officer In Charge of Hopelessly Complex DevicesNoggin the Nog - Secretary of Stoat and Chief WeaselSanta - Santa ClausJade - Official Hoarder of Specially Trained Cats for the Thingite ArmadaEuan - Honourable Thingite Boffin
I don't think you like me very much:
The H2G2 Assassin's guild nil mortifi sine lucure |
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| Would you like a Sub-editor? | Feb 26, 2015 |
| Guru-age | Aug 17, 2011 |
| Oh I say old fruit, rather! | Aug 1, 2007 |
| Is there anyone there? | May 26, 2005 |
| Sine Cos and Tan, not to mention Standard Deviation | May 19, 2005 |
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