Welcome Alien who is named "" to Planet Spork, you are most welcome
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Space...
Yes,we have travelled many of your Earth miles to join you in this space/time thing/stuff and are very glad to have arrived at your measly backward planet cos I suffer terribly with space/time/thing sickness
History...
Yes.., we do. We love History on Spork for it is a noble and worthy planet full of a rich and illustrious history that dates sooooooooooo far back in your Earth aeons we have forgot most of it
Science...
Yes.., we do that too, pots of it with great documentaries much better than your David Attenborough although I do like the one with the Polar bears especially the cute little furry ones. We of course also were the first civilization to invent multi purpose kitchen utensils after which we named our illustrious planet, "Spork"
Arts...
We take Art v. seriously on Spork. Here (below) is a picture of me aged 34,554. If for some unknown reason you might think the picture is childish or naively painted I will be forced to destroy your nearest populated conurbation and probably some of your genetically related species
Sporkans...
Apart from being a little over-sensitive about our Artistic prowess we are generally known throughout the galaxy as the friendliest cuddly creatures (much like your younger polar bears) and can be found socialising at most known watering holes
HANG LOOSE, PARTY ON, LIVE LONG, PROSPER, WHATEVER - MAY THE SPORK BE WITH YOU
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