The answer to the question?
I AM. Or are I? As an upright bipedal humanoid organism originating from the third planet “Gaea” in the Sol system, I believe that I am perfectly normal in an average sort of way. This is mostly due to the fact that most organisms that resemble me are, many times to the extreme, abnormal. Therefore, no matter how weird I may act, I can and do fall into the “norm” for my species. This is most likely attributed to the favored pastime of imbuing large quantities of mind altering substances like beer.
Currently I have taken up residence right smack dab in the middle of the country referred to as the “United States Of America” and I have stubbed my toe. Now, as horrible as a normal toe-stubbing is, it is not that kind. My luck has it that it would be the smallest and most painful toe to stub on my left foot. This is only important in the sense of which point I shall make later.
In the meantime, please listen to some highly recommended heavy metal music that has been re-worked into some rather bland and uninteresting elevator music.
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