Fenchurch's Misguided Ramblings

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<option selected>Fenchurch's Suggested Reading (I'll do more. Honest.)</option>
<option>1919 World Series *submitted*</option>
<option>Carpeting *REJECTED! PROTEST NOW! ;)*</option>
<option>San Diego *Accepted*</option>
<option>Mexico City *Accepted*</option>
<option>Name Calling *Accepted*</option>
<option>Dewey Decimal System *Accepted*</option>
<option>Personality Theories *Accepted*:</option>
<option>Humanistic *Accepted*</option>
<option>Psycodynamic *Accepted*</option>
<option>Trait *Accepted*</option>
<option>Behaviour *Accepted*</option>
<option>Cognitive *Accepted*</option>
<option>Oral Fixation *Accepted*</option>
<option>Glitter *Accepted*</option>
<option>American Slang *shared*</option>
<option>Cult Movies *finally submitted*</option>

<font color="#91C8FF" size="4"
Helvetica, sans-serif"><strong>The Ramblings Endure<br
</strong><br/> Fenny: Against Alabaster. Why? Because the rest of this page looks like crap.</font></p>

<font color="#8080C0" size="2"
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for my page dissappearing here)</u></font></p>

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<td width="475"><p align="left"><font color="#FFFFFF" size="2">So they didn't
like my java. So what? My java was sexy. Ahh well, I've
found a way around it, like always - and why not? Eh? EH?
What's important is my page is back to being clothed, and
all in all everything else was all just bricks in the
wall (because that happens to be what I'm listening to at
the moment). It's summer. I'm tired, and it's hot. I've
got a headache. I can't even think of anything remotely
clever to say, and I can't think of any big words to
cover up the fact that I can't think of anything clever
to say. But the show must go on. After all, this page is
going to be around a bit of a while longer than my mood.
So leave the red door red for now. ;-) I'm a happy,
cheery, selfishly optimistic ego-type most of the time,
if it's your first visit. </font></p>
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<td width="475"><font color="#FFFFFF" size="2">So then what's going on within
the h2g2 Realm of Wonder? I am flinging my wholehearted
support in the direction of the the ceaselessly
thoughtful and charismatic Baron Shatturday, who'll take
very good care of the United States - I <em>promise</em>!
I am, in fact, from the United States - San Diego, to be
exact. A cute little city tucked in between Los Angeles,
Mexico, the coast, and the desert. Where that zoo with
the baby panda is. And the fish taco.<BR/>
ARSE - still fighting for the right to coat the floor
with bodily fluids. <BR/>
The Post - Designated ranting grounds.<BR/>
Save the Fish! - I'm not much for this alabaster thing,
myself. Loading schmoding, as we speak I've got only half
of the blue goo icons up an' it's STILL beautiful! 8-)<BR/>
GIRR - Why I'm archaic enough to *still* not have
references in the margin (Save Laziness)</font></td>
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<td width="475"><font color="#FFFFFF" size="2">I don't have a counter because
I'm too proud. I don't have a popup of &quot;who's
online&quot; because I haven't grabbed the code yet. If
there are links that don't work, I'm probably aware of
it. If there are things misspelled, remember that
'valour' used to be spelled 'waloure', and I'm just
helping the progression of the English Language. Not
unlike Shakespeare, mind you. (Not directed at any
particular minister of Spelling, Grammar, and other
Nitpicky Things :-)) It's been more than a year that I've
been at h2g2 now. My, that's a lot of thoughtful drivel.
;-) I will have music up in a bit, how can anyone live
without music?</font></td>

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<p>A link a'la John the Gardener: A Nice Thing.<BR/>
And, just because I'm a bit happier than I was, Another Nice



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