Just for Fun
Created | Updated Jun 22, 2003
Congratulations to THE POST, for reaching it's first anniversary. Hope there will be many... many more.
IT'S THE POST
A change this week... All answer's to the below questions can be found in past editions of THE POST... Good luck!!!.
- What was Pastey's job title?
- Who was the first 1-2-1 interview with?
- Who brought us the interactive horoscope?
- Who had an accident involving a bike and a strong wind?
- What was Shazz's job title?
The answers to last times questions and a list of researchers with all correct answers, can be found below.
JOKE OF THE WEEK
Greebo wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary "tools" together, she made for the nearest frozen lake.
After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
Startled, Greebo moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of warm milk, and began to cut yet another hole. Again, from the heavens, the voice bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
Greebo was quite worried now, and moved way down to the opposite end of the ice, set up her stool, and tried again to cut her hole. The voice came once more. "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "Is that you, Lord?"
The voice replied, "NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE RINK!"
NAME THAT SONG
Each week I will print a quote from a song, all you have to do is guess the title of the song and who sang it. Answers will be published in next weeks Post. This one is 'Just For Fun' folks, so don't E-Mail me the answers.
This weeks quote:-
'...he said, 'Woah!, I'd like to help you son but you're too young to vote'
BEST ON THE WEB
Every week I try to show you a page on the web that has got to win an award somewhere, even it is 'The Oddest Web Page on the Net Award'. So if you know a web page that I should check out for inclusion in this section, then e-mail me and let me know. Remember to keep it clean folks...
With so many virus scares about at the moment, I thought that for a change, I would tell you about a really useful site.
It's called HOUSECALL, and what it is, is an on-line virus scanner. It will check your hard-drive and what ever other drives you want, whilst you are surfing online.
It's very up to date, and well worth a visit.
LETTERS TO THE CAT
Now some of the best letters sent in this week, keep them coming in folks.
Some letters may be edited due to space limitations
Dearest Greebo,
When you are being introduced to someone, is it all right to say, "I've
heard a lot about you"?
Gertrude Melon
Depends on what you heard Gertrude!
Greebs
Greebs
A friend told me this.
Always give 100% at work
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Fridays
Josua Tree
Knew I was doing something wrong.
Greebs
THE WINNERS and LAST WEEK'S ANSWERS
It's A Wrap Answers
FOREST GUMP
- How many Academy Awards did the film win?
6 - Complete this famous saying from the film... 'Life is like a box of ______'
Chocolates - Who played Forrest's mother?
Sally Field - Who directed the film?
Robert Zemeckis - Which of the following didn't star in the film.
Robin Wright, Mykelti Williamson or Gary Oldman.
Gary Oldman
Name That Song Answers
'You know I love you, I always will'
Love is all around by Wet Wet Wet
AND FINALLY
Send your quiz answers, jokes, letters and anything else to me here:-
Please Write 'JUST FOR FUN' in the Subject Line, or your letter may be overlooked.
Thanks again everyone...
Greebs
