When you're young, sometimes you find yourself being forced to listen to some grizzled old geezer prattle on and on about something of no importance to you at all. There's no escape. You just have to sit patiently and try to look awake, because the old duffer is obviously starting to lose it, and maybe he'll smack you with his cane just because he gets it in his feeble brain that you're some kind of smarta*s.

I'm talking out of experience, my grand-dad does it all the time!

You think, okay, maybe this old dude just forgot what it was like being a kid, but then they start to tell you stories about when they were kids, so you scub that thought right away!

No offence to old people on here, its just that you can be abit of a know-it-all sometimes...

Ok, well now that I got that off my chest!

I'm Mikey, I'm 18, male and I live somewhere in the UK...

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