Posted: 12^thJune 2003

This editorial is brief!

The Post Team had a little trouble actually logging on to h2g2 this evening, so we daren't delay the process of adding it incase we lose the page again. So, just a few general announcements and we're away.

Firstly 'good luck' wishes go to spimcoot who is entering a big cartoonists competition, so is sadly absent from this edition. Luckily all your other cartoonists are still present and correct including Wowbagger in celebratory mood.

Secondly we are pleased to publicise another h2g2 wedding - between Kes and mari-rae - on the 14^th June. The online festivities will take place at the Crossed Purposes Pub where they originally met - although the BFG's are also slightly involved we feel! All are welcome to drop by and toast the happy couple. This must be one of the most circuitous romances on h2g2; from the USA to Australia and now both residing in the UK.

Finally, a plea to all you budding Vogon Poets out there! The Vogon Poetry Corner club are short of contributions and active members. They would love to get their hands on your best - or worst - efforts.

ShazzPRME

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The Adventures of Jimmy - Part Four

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Paper Plane

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Just say no, kids

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Stupid foetuses!

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  My Life as a Boozy Oaf
  


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  So Long and Thanks For Laughing
  


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PS No kittens were harmed in the making of this article

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