Mercenaries Inc

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Mercenaries Inc

These in the day where heaven was falling
The hour when Earth's foundations fled
Followed their mercenary calling
And book their ways and are dead

Their shoulders held the sky suspended
They stood and Earth's foundations stay
What God abandoned, these defend
And saved the sum of things for pay

The Sales Pitch



Do you have a war to fight, a regime to put down or a rival to be rubbed out, then you have come to the right place, Mercenaries Inc will do this and more for the right price

The Price



$250,000 (Altarian) plus expences will get you a ship, crew and all the latest high tech equipment we've aquired in our travels

Situations Vacant



Do you have a ship, are you not getting paid enough, do you have a grudge with the Empire, Imperium or SGC, then we need you!!!!!!, a rewarding career awaits you with Mercenaries Inc, just sign up below, all the money you make is yours all we want is $10 a month subscription this will entitle you to


Free health care (you'll need it, it gets rough out there)

Free ship repairs

Updates on all wars

If you find a Bounty on your head, the members will do their best to 'eliminate' the problem
Leave us your name and the name of your ship and we'll find you a war...

Ships



Below is a list of current members of our corporation, just take your pick.

White Star 9
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SoulDagger.
Bounty
Sputnik 76
Spider Killer
Phantom 309
The Divine Light
Asgard
STORMSHADOW

Elonora

The Phantom

Satisfaction Guarenteed



We promise you will not be dissappointed

Allies


We are allied with

The Assassins Guild

The Masters of the Multiverse

R and R


The best place for R and R is the The Pleasure Planet Baccanalia

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