It's Lonely Being a Bugblatter Beast of Traal

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It's Lonely Being a Bugblatter Beast of Traal

It’s lonely being a Bugblatter Beast of Traal.


I’d like to have a friend


But as soon as I’d greet him


I would want to eat him.




It’s lonely being a Bugblatter Beast of Traal.


I’d like to have a wife


Yes, that’s a female companion


But I know I’d soon throw her down a canyon.



It’s lonely being a Bugblatter Beast of Traal


I’d love my own kids


Running all over the place


But I’d soon wonder if they tasted as nice as dace.		A green and scary monster
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