i am genuinely a tuna fish
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One day many years ago a group of holy sandwich makers and marine biologists came together to create a fish that wanted to be eaten and could say it clearly and distinctly in every language. Many animals were combined: Primarily tunafish, some babel fish (I am now multilinguistic) and some blowfish. I am the result. I have a brain the size of a planet combined with an overwhelming desire to be eaten. So heres my final message: EAT ME! heres how to gut me.
CATCH THE FISH
GooD News!!!
An exciting development has occured!
I have recieved an upgrade. I have had my DNA tampered with so I can spontaneously combust at will, and cook myself!
(bursts into flame)
CRAP!!
What I've Learned About Guide ML (obviously not how to spell it)
To pinch ml from other sites you like type this into the url: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/Test**** Where **** is the number of the page (leave out the A) For other stuff go here: Approved GuideML. or here Marquee stuff
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| Messages left for this Researcher | Posted |
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| This is Tony | Mar 11, 2003 |
| Your Guardian Angel... | Nov 21, 2002 |
| Fishy???? | Nov 2, 2002 |
| Welcome to H2G2, i_am_a_tunafish! | Oct 27, 2002 |
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| Conversation Title | Latest Post | Latest Reply |
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| BURN THEM | Dec 2, 2002 | Jun 12, 2003 |
| Why won’t she just come out? | Dec 10, 2002 | Dec 19, 2002 |
| paranoia | Dec 10, 2002 | Dec 11, 2002 |
| my feet are cold | Nov 22, 2002 | No Replies |
| Your Guardian Angel... | Nov 21, 2002 | No Replies |
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